～アスタリスク～ - Orange Range

Song's directly copied off my WMP, but it looks wrong to me.

I don't get it, why are people so fucking desperate for freebies, no srsly. Do they give you sudden bouts of orgasm when you see the faces of sales promoters that have tried their very best to give you, more.
I won't evar, EVAR, be mean to sales promoters again. I feel the pain. Srsly.

MOAR !

Srsly, I mean, I love you guys. Obviously, in IT shows, the prices have been slashed. If you're not interested, just xuck the shit away from my booth. Don't hold me up for 15 minutes asking questions that you already know the answers to, I know, you just want freebies right.

2 uncles came by and kept saying that certain booths were giving them better deals, then WTF you want me to do? Just go and buy from them, I don't want to make sales with someone who is so buay gam wan. The uncles didn't stop, they kept asking for freebies, I mean really, kept asking, till the point that I had a facial expression that I did not have to show in 16 years of my life. It was the, huh-oh-i-really-cannot-do-much-le, then my eyebrows slid downwards and I gave a weak smile.

I know I'm not as hardworking as *ahem* and *ahem* but srsly, I think they need the cash. They damn pia, srsly. *bewildered face*
I should totally learn from them, but if you drop by, buy me POIFUL jellybeans. Thankiewsxfct .
But I still don't get it.
One brain,
One ass,
One laptop.
329472394732897329837 freebies.
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
WHY YOU WANT TO DO THIS TO ME .
*WHINES*

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