Breathe - Faith Hill

As the title suggests, I had egg drop soup. Totally random, I know.
I've been having mood-swings, or as Robin said so and I refuse to admit that I do but .. I can go on forever. Been watching a lot of StarWorld and I totally missed Chestnut, because of Shao Lin Girl .I'll rate Shao Lin Girl

A measly ★ (because I can't halve this)

out of ★★★★★ x 10 .

Why ? Watched it with Robin! thanks for the invite and the bandung, ha .

Shao Lin Girl was EXTREMELY draggy .They showed 84684684132164 scenes of nothingness. Nothingness includes random shots of men in 2 piece suit walking down a flight of stairs. Random Japanese doe-eyed girls looking into nothingness.

A full 10 minutes of Japanese school girls learning Kung Fu, Dojo and Lacrosse skills. YES, WE GET IT .PHYSICAL WORK. But shouldn't it end after 5 minutes (or less).They showed scenes of Japanese girls crawling down a flight of stairs on all four limbs, wiping floors, practicing Lacrosse, training Kung Fu by the river and eating at the little shop over . and over . and . over . and . over . AGAIN. Like recurring decimals .

I would strongly suggest this movie if you've got a fetish for all things Japanese and you're a pedophile. *serious face*

The movie got SOO boring that Robin and I started to find loopholes from the movie. Many MANY .The scenes had uncanny resemblance to MANY many movies .Poisedon ... Harry Potter ... Finding Nemo ... Little Mermaid ...
Loopholes like how Rin's white top got dirty, then mysteriously spotless clean again .

I was UTTERLY dissapointed. The trailer was amazing, ya-know, CGI fiery dragons .Who doesn't like dragons ?!But it appeared at the ending, when the credits were running .WTFFHHH :( . I LOVE FIERY DRAGONS.
The TEKKEN inspired scenes lasted for -0.05 seconds. I'm a big fan of TEKKEN btw .

There was this scene where she was in a box with mirrors for all 6 sides and I cannot believe it but I said, "Walau, why she never wear skirt."
I swear, I am damn sick sometimes .

Word of advice, DON'T EVAR watch it if you have zero tolerance for draggy movies .It is . the . ultimate . draggish movie evar. The ending was beyond WTF- worthy. MOTHERLY TENDER CARE ?SRSLY .I bet the producers and script writers were so sick of writing, they just decided to throw in some motherly instincts because .. mother-ish scenes are normally tearjerkers .

Shao Lin Soccer anytime .
WHAT IS UP WITH THE JAPANESE TRYING TO SPEAK CHINESE .WHAAAAT .
Nonetheless, Thank You Nuffnang, for the free tickets !
Everybody should join Nuffnang, whai ?Because it's nothing bad. It's all good. Srsly .

Which leads me to the next topic that I fought with Robin over .
Nuff-nang .Should the Nang be read as neh-ang, or na-ang .
NUFF-NEH-ANG RIGHT ?!
*fights for her rights*

My new resolutions are to wear non fitting clothes, eat at kopitiams and stop taking cabs .Did all three today !*hooray*
/ edit : I took a cab from Jurong Kechil to Vivo City today .The uncle charged me 10 bucks !It was easily over 10 .*squee .

I totally forgot what I wanted to blog about .
Plans for tomorrow : Math .
Nao : Zeitgeist The Movie ! (again x 10)

Labels: movies, Nuffnang, rants