You & Me - Lifehouse

Got tagged by Mr. R3gular to do this memememe .

The 7 Meme

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

1. I don't like to watch the traffic when I cross roads.
   
   
2. I prefer to drink with 2 straws.
   
   
3. Everybody likes my handwritings except myself .
   
   
4. I LOVE comfortable hoodies .Nothing beats a comfortable hoodie.
   
   
5. I don't lock my door when I leave my house.
   
   
6. I bloody love chocolate truffles, ice kachang and jellies.
   
   
7. I xucking hate skin coloured lingerie, REALLY HATE them.
   

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME:

1. When you're working on this damn important document, your computer crashes on you.
   
   
2. Sudden, loud, piercings noises (same as people scaring me from behind?)
   
   
3. When my mind starts to wander aimlessly and thinks of the worst case scenarios all the time.
   
   
4. Lines on topographic maps .
   
   
5. Bad fashion sense .
   
   
6. Medical reports .
   
   
7. Really really really dark kind of darkness.
   

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:

1. Blind - Lifehouse
   
   
2. As Above So Below (Justice Remix) - The Klaxons
   
   
3. 我不想忘记你 - 郭静
   
   
4. 三人 - 郭静/范玮琪/张韶涵
   
   
5. Cataract - Sparta
   
   
6. Alexithymia - Anberlin
   
   
7. Mind Circus - Way Out West
   

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST:

1. Fuck .
   
   
2. SERIOUSLY.
   
   
3. BLOODY HELL .
   
   
4. Walau, it's fucking warm lah .
   
   
5. Oh shit, where's my phone/wallet/book/pen/hairband/headset
   
   
6. I want to drink bubble tea, mango red tea .
   
   
7. NGGGIOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW boom . (Only Elize understands this.)
   

7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST(in no ranking order):

1. Friends and family (including Boston).
   
   
2. My birthday presents. (Hand painted Jack Skellington marrionette,Living Dead Dolls, voodoo dolls.)
   
   
3. Time well spent.
   
   
4. Originality
   
   
5. The ability to speak my mind wherever and whenever I want.
   
   
6. Past and present happenings/times/whatever.
   
   
7. Health
   

7 “FIRST TIME” THINGS I EVER DID:

1. Attended a funeral of a friend. (2006)
   
   
2. Drank myself silly (won't happen anytime soon). (2004/5)
   
   
3. Went to heaven on earth, Mauratius/Maldives and scuba-dived for the whole ten days. (2002)
   
   
4. Stole something .(2003)
   
   
5. Made a best friend who was mentally disabled. (1995)
   
   
6. Went for a disastrous operation. (1999)
   
   
7. Moved into a new estate/home which I didn't like. (2003)
   

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:

1. Elizebeth Megan Wong Xiao Wen CocoBallsz Nggggiooowwwwboom . :)
   
   
2. Alicia Tan Ying Ying arteh farteh ballx .
   
   
3. Yongkii ~
   
   
4. Jeremy.
   
   
5. PeeKayExex.
   
   
6. Yingeh !
   
   
7. Li Ji Kam . :D Richie Kam I mean .
   
   
   ******

After school, went to have lunch with Pamela the Samseng and ChunHui, fat ani and Yingeh .Felt damn happy after school so I kept blabbering nonsense non-stop. So we made our way to Subway and queued up for food lah, after asking two guys to GO AWAY cause 2 asses on a 6 seater table was just plain .. selfish :( But they left so, yay !Same phone buddy .

This shabby looking middle aged chinese guy and his wife were like speculating the bar where all the fish and meat were. Damn shabby looking cause this guy wore this singlet probably bought at those souvenir shop at Penang or whatever and his shorts' threads were like LOOSE AND it bloody looked like his shorts were about to ROT there and then .

Anal guy (AG) : "Eh .. Your subway sandwiches are very small. I went to America and their sandwiches are the same as those in the pictures. *points to menu board* .
I know because I've been to America .So little ah ?You see the tuna sandwich on the menu, so full. The sandwiches at America are bigger . "

Poor Subway sandwich artist (PSSA) : "Oh, haha but sir, the pictures have all the vegetables, so they look fuller."

AG : "No .. The sandwiches in Singapore are smaller, I've been to America and I know."

Then PSSA gave a very awkward smile and carried on with his damn tiring job of asking people if they want a 6-inch or 1foot bread.

WHO GIVES A BLINKING HELL SHIT IF YOU'VE BEEN TO AMERICA . BLOODY BLUE FLIPPING HELL . IT'S NOT LIKE YOU BLOODY FOUND AMERICA RIGHT . AMERICA SANDWICH BIG THEN GO AND BLOODY LIVE THERE . XUCK . PEOPLE DAMN BLOODY HUNGRY ALREADY YOU STILL SAY THE SANDWICH SMALL . BLOODY HELL .WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS AT THE OTHER ENDS OF THE KALIMANTAN FOREST WITH NO FOOD AND THE POLAR BEARS AT THE ARTIC GOT NO FISH YOU ARE STILL NIAM-ING ABOUT SMALL SANDWICHES.

I don't care if your son or daughter, mother or father or aunty not full enough because the sandwiches are SMALLER . SIAO AH .The produce at Subway is probably American food products, so it's easier and cheaper to get these food products. THAT'S WHY CAN GIVE MORE LAH . YOU GOT SEE THIS UNCLE SELL CHAR KUEY TEOW OR OR LUA JIAN AT LOS ANGELES OR BEVERLY HILLS WITH EXTRA HUM ANOT ?!?!?!?!?!

ROARRR

It doesn't help when his wife was the EXACTLY THE SAME AS HIM .I think she was choosing the cookies, maybe SINGAPOREAN COOKIES ARE SMALLER THAN AMERICAN COOKIES .OH AND SINGAPOREAN SUBWAY CUPS SMALLER . SUGAR NOT AS SWEET . TISSUE NOT AS SOFT . STRAWS NOT AS THICK . AIRCON NOT AS COLD . SEATS NOT AS COMFY . GLASS PANELS NOT AS CLEAN . TABLE NOT AS HIGH . PAPER NOT AS CRISP AND THE XUCKING AIR NOT AS BREATHABLE AS AMERICA .

Damn bloody annoying lor !Don't so cheapskate CAN ?! If you want FULLER sandwiches go and buy cheap frozen ham made from unwanted body parts of a pig AND EAT 20 SLICES WITH BREAD . Eat until you die . Tmd , *curse*

If you think it ended there ...

THEY WANTED STUDENT MEAL ($6) . WTF . YOU ARE LIKE 43857676 YEARS OLD AND YOU WANT STUDENT MEAL . OH MY GOD . BLOODY CHEAPSKATE LAH . OH MY GOD . STUDENT MEAL ?! ARE YOU XUCKING KIDDING ME ?!?! .

Singaporeans like that .. damn irksome can ?! So bloody cheapskate for what ?!

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