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I was reading Cowboy Caleb's post on his rather terrible day.
I went on to read the comments because I wanted to know like what'd people say, because the world is FULL of pricks and sibeh kaobei people but then again there are friends and buddies that'd bail you out of jail. K, a bit no link but you get what I mean.

Then I saw this comment by Mr. L.

Click to enlarge, blind bunnies.

WTF LOR?! I really . really . really . really *emphasize* found this damn kao bei. I don't usually use kao bei, but it is truly, madly, deeply, kao bei.

I don't get it when he said sounding like a true Singaporean. Why you so stereotypical one.

What is wrong with ranting about a bad day?! Srsly, honestly speaking, if he can afford it, then what's wrong with it? Face it, the driver's not in authority here *waves* and his job was to call at 5:30 and not 2:30am. I don't really care if he woke up at 2 just to call, what if he was watching soccer then just happily called. Whatever, really.

Not only do you not have to take a cab to the airport, you are sent there by a man who woke up at 2.30am (albeit mistakenly)

I remembered my dad's driver in other countries and he was very punctual, well-mannered and doesn't ask a lot of stupid questions the drivers are supposed to answer.Dad used to raise his pay once in a while, because he does a good job, out of his job and his wife damn chio lor. My classmate had a driver whom got fired because he was rude. What's wrong with that? It is their job and they're not doing a good one. So why in the blue hell is scolding the driver a wrong thing?

So if you actually not reprimand the driver, he'll probably do it over and over again because that's how human works what, if I don't get scolded for drinking out of the Florida's grapefruit juice carton, I'll continue to do it. (I think mom hasn't found out yet *snigger, I love to drink out of the carton). Then how? It'd be a freaking bad habit. When I was younger, the driver that fetched me to school had a golden tooth AND he drove like a crazy crazy man, and duh, mom complained, because my life is at stake what. So was my mom a typical Singaporean? Ya duh.

you sit not in the economy waiting area, but in some lounge that 90% of travellers never get access to.

Seriously -_-, this sentence, in my view, just means, only the people who cannot afford can complain. !(#&(!&#@^. When I bitch about stuff, I really cannot stand it when people say, "eh don't complain lah, got a lot of people far off worse than you." JUST. SHUT . UP .
WALAU NO BODY ASK YOU TO COMPARE THEM WITH ME WHAT. Sheesh, there are always people who are doing far better than others what. There is a never-ending comparison. What is wrong with being able to enjoy luxuries? I think most of the people who enjoy these work their xucking ass off for it, unless you're Paris Hilton. I think even Paris Hilton has the rights to whine about which LV bag to buy, because she can. Face it, money, power and authority stands firm in current society. Without it, what can you do? SRSLY WHAT. I don't care if I just sounded really materialistic.

So I'm going to study hard and enjoy luxuries, because I don't want to just want them, I want to have them. *serious face*

You also have a blackberry when most of us have handphones.

I think he (assuming he's a he) that is just jealous, yeap, that's right, jealous biatch. Hell, then you'd probably be cursing me to death because I use a Sony Ericsson P1i that has Microsoft Office on-the-go (mic words, excel and PowerPoint), A FREAKIN BUSINESS CARD SCANNER, a daily, monthly, weekly, yearly planner. AND I don't even use these functions.

EH HELLO. I have friends who go overseas to buy Sidekick from Hong Kong or the States (use them for a few months and changed them again)


Changes their Smartphones every 2 months because everybody's a sucker for technological advancements. HMMMM?!

I hope that someday if I can have all these luxuries, I appreciate them.

*scoff .Srsly -_- . Hope is a freakin big word, hoping is bullshit, working for it is another matter.

I don't like it when people start to assume that people who are better well off have to be extremely appreciative and shut up on the whining because you are far off better than a lot of people. Hell, I get that all the time. Every time it's like, don't complain already, you got so many things and so lucky already. Whatever, I still strongly believe that it doesn't matter if you're better well of, or not as well off, it doesn't matter. You know like, appreciate that plate of Nasi Padang (I don't even like Nasi Padang) in front of you because children in Africa got nothing to eat. WHAT?! My fault?! I didn't allocate Little African Boy to be in Africa what !?

There has GOT to be a balance in everything what, imagine if there was Nasi Padang readily available at every corner of the world, I don't think the world would have compassion for anything else. Heck, there would even be LESSER appreciating around.

And people who say, no offence but ... if you want to make a stand, just . say . it . *rolls eyes*

People who are better off doesn't necessarily have to be more humble, happier, more appreciate, more this and more that, I think they're just the same. Just that they have more things, more things = Happiness = Cannot complain? Doesn't make sense to me. Being materialistic is a good thing, because I believe in Quality over Quantity.

Being materialistic makes me think about how I manage my cash and how am I going to work for that tres tres sexy sexy Black leather bag. What's wrong with that, JUST because I am not going to settle for Pasar Malam 3 for $10 bags makes me a shitty/rude/brattish person? Just because I AM NOT going to settle for PATENTED LEATHER SHINYSHINY Zinc bags makes me someone who will only talk to people who tote a Birkin or a Spy bag? Srsly, shut the hell up. Because I have huge collection of bags and I shop for organic food at Vivomart makes me a typical Singaporean and I cannot complain about a shitty day?

If only I can flick my finger in your face, to everybody who thinks that I am materialistic and I am not appreciative of my things. To that group of girls who said, "she thinks she owns the whole school canteen when she just leave her bag there." Screw you, bitches. You can have my bag once I'm done with it.

Everybody should be as nice as MrJ.


SEE ?! VERY HARD TO TYPE THIS KIND OF COMMENT MEH ?!
The world would be a happier place if everybody was like Mr. J.

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1. I hate people who ask the obvious .Like, when I say, "tomorrow's appointment changed till 12pm, remember !" then the other person will be like, "Huh ?But I thought ... it was actually 10am ?" THAT'S WHY I BLOODY TOLD YOU THERE'S TIME CHANGE RIGHT ?!
   
   
2. Which leads me to the second type of people I hate .Girls who act cute .No srsly, as Robin said, got to know how to play your cards well .Sometimes must act cute also .FOR WHAT .Acting cute is damn annoying, if you think that you're damn cute by acting blur/acting ignorant to everything/pulling off a Jessica Simpson .IT IS NOT CUTE . AT ALL . It's just annoying, okay so some guys fall for it, because they're as stupid as .. nevermind .Shan't say more.
   
   
3. THIRD .Ignorant bitches on public transports .'Nuff said .Is it SOO life-torturing, energy demanding, painstakingly hurtful to allow others to alight first ?AND to those AUNTIES and PREGNANT LADIES, when WE offer YOU seats, DON'T give that JIAO BIN with that face that says, "you could've given up the seat sooner."FACE HOR. Don't be SOO proud that someone gives up their seats.
   
   
4. Fourth, some retards smirk when they snatch a seat, YES ,I saw it with my own eyes, this uncle smile and gave a "HAHA !I got the seat !Lousy lousy" face to this OL who wanted to seat down. Just shut up and die lor, srlsy .
   
   
5. PEOPLE . WHO . DON'T . FUCKING . GIVE . SIGNALS .
   Wtf is wrong with you ?!Give signals can !?
   
   
6. People who drive damn bloody slowly, yes yes I know, gots'ta drive slow, protect the baby in the car, prevent accidents,carry on the family legacy, be a safe driver . NOT TO THE EXTENT that I can see your face and remember it .Driving this slowly might cause more accidents.
   
   
7. People who tries to read what you're reading, watch what you're watching .It's just damn xucking annoying kay .Please go and get your own book to read .
   
   
8. People who blast music on their damn lousy phone .I hate it when people BLLLLLAST MUSIC whilst walking, listening to some Ah Beng 101 Lim Peh Ka Li Kong Techno, I hate it when people blast music like Sean Paul or The Way I Are .There's a reason to why the Japanese people invented the xucking ear phones, dip shit .
   
   
9. I HATE SNAILS . Random but, I really hate snails .
   
   
10. I found Gryphon Tea at Fair Price Finest !!Woo !!Don't need to go Shermays !!!!Gryphon I lubx chewx .
    

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The 7 Meme

7 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME:

1. I don't like to watch the traffic when I cross roads.
   
   
2. I prefer to drink with 2 straws.
   
   
3. Everybody likes my handwritings except myself .
   
   
4. I LOVE comfortable hoodies .Nothing beats a comfortable hoodie.
   
   
5. I don't lock my door when I leave my house.
   
   
6. I bloody love chocolate truffles, ice kachang and jellies.
   
   
7. I xucking hate skin coloured lingerie, REALLY HATE them.
   

7 THINGS THAT SCARE ME:

1. When you're working on this damn important document, your computer crashes on you.
   
   
2. Sudden, loud, piercings noises (same as people scaring me from behind?)
   
   
3. When my mind starts to wander aimlessly and thinks of the worst case scenarios all the time.
   
   
4. Lines on topographic maps .
   
   
5. Bad fashion sense .
   
   
6. Medical reports .
   
   
7. Really really really dark kind of darkness.
   

7 RANDOM MUSIC AT THE MOMENT:

1. Blind - Lifehouse
   
   
2. As Above So Below (Justice Remix) - The Klaxons
   
   
3. 我不想忘记你 - 郭静
   
   
4. 三人 - 郭静/范玮琪/张韶涵
   
   
5. Cataract - Sparta
   
   
6. Alexithymia - Anberlin
   
   
7. Mind Circus - Way Out West
   

7 THINGS I SAY THE MOST:

1. Fuck .
   
   
2. SERIOUSLY.
   
   
3. BLOODY HELL .
   
   
4. Walau, it's fucking warm lah .
   
   
5. Oh shit, where's my phone/wallet/book/pen/hairband/headset
   
   
6. I want to drink bubble tea, mango red tea .
   
   
7. NGGGIOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW boom . (Only Elize understands this.)
   

7 THINGS I TREASURE THE MOST(in no ranking order):

1. Friends and family (including Boston).
   
   
2. My birthday presents. (Hand painted Jack Skellington marrionette,Living Dead Dolls, voodoo dolls.)
   
   
3. Time well spent.
   
   
4. Originality
   
   
5. The ability to speak my mind wherever and whenever I want.
   
   
6. Past and present happenings/times/whatever.
   
   
7. Health
   

7 “FIRST TIME” THINGS I EVER DID:

1. Attended a funeral of a friend. (2006)
   
   
2. Drank myself silly (won't happen anytime soon). (2004/5)
   
   
3. Went to heaven on earth, Mauratius/Maldives and scuba-dived for the whole ten days. (2002)
   
   
4. Stole something .(2003)
   
   
5. Made a best friend who was mentally disabled. (1995)
   
   
6. Went for a disastrous operation. (1999)
   
   
7. Moved into a new estate/home which I didn't like. (2003)
   

7 PEOPLE TO DO THIS:

1. Elizebeth Megan Wong Xiao Wen CocoBallsz Nggggiooowwwwboom . :)
   
   
2. Alicia Tan Ying Ying arteh farteh ballx .
   
   
3. Yongkii ~
   
   
4. Jeremy.
   
   
5. PeeKayExex.
   
   
6. Yingeh !
   
   
7. Li Ji Kam . :D Richie Kam I mean .
   
   
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Anal guy (AG) : "Eh .. Your subway sandwiches are very small. I went to America and their sandwiches are the same as those in the pictures. *points to menu board* .
I know because I've been to America .So little ah ?You see the tuna sandwich on the menu, so full. The sandwiches at America are bigger . "

Poor Subway sandwich artist (PSSA) : "Oh, haha but sir, the pictures have all the vegetables, so they look fuller."

AG : "No .. The sandwiches in Singapore are smaller, I've been to America and I know."

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In the 2007, the 'artist' Guillermo Vargas Habacuc, took a dog from the street, he tied him to a rope in an art gallery, starving him to death. For several days, the 'artist' and the visitors of the exhibition have watched emotionless the shameful 'masterpiece' based on the dog's agony, until eventually he died.

But this is not all ... the prestigious Visual Arts Biennial of the Central American decided that the 'installation' was actually art, so that Guillermo Vargas Habacuc has been invited to repeat his cruel action for the biennial of 2008.

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Over the centuries, as the Maya learned to prosper in the rain forest, the settlements grew into city-states, and the culture became ever more refined. The Maya built elegant multiroom palaces with vaulted ceilings; their temples rose hundreds of feet toward the heavens. Ceramics, murals, and sculpture displayed their distinctive artistic style, intricate and colorful. Though they used neither the wheel nor metal tools, they developed a complete hieroglyphic writing system and grasped the concept of zero, adopting it for everyday calculations. They also had a 365-day year and were sophisticated enough to make leap-year-like corrections. They regularly observed the stars, predicted solar eclipses, and angled their ceremonial buildings so that they faced sunrise or sunset at particular times of year.

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bas·tard /ˈbæstərd/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[bas-terd] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun

1.	a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

2.	Slang. a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person: Some bastard slashed the tires on my car.

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