I was reading Cowboy Caleb's post on his rather terrible day.
I went on to read the comments because I wanted to know like what'd people say, because the world is FULL of pricks and sibeh kaobei people but then again there are friends and buddies that'd bail you out of jail. K, a bit no link but you get what I mean.

Then I saw this comment by Mr. L.

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WTF LOR?! I really . really . really . really *emphasize* found this damn kao bei. I don't usually use kao bei, but it is truly, madly, deeply, kao bei.

I don't get it when he said sounding like a true Singaporean. Why you so stereotypical one.

What is wrong with ranting about a bad day?! Srsly, honestly speaking, if he can afford it, then what's wrong with it? Face it, the driver's not in authority here *waves* and his job was to call at 5:30 and not 2:30am. I don't really care if he woke up at 2 just to call, what if he was watching soccer then just happily called. Whatever, really.

Not only do you not have to take a cab to the airport, you are sent there by a man who woke up at 2.30am (albeit mistakenly)

I remembered my dad's driver in other countries and he was very punctual, well-mannered and doesn't ask a lot of stupid questions the drivers are supposed to answer.Dad used to raise his pay once in a while, because he does a good job, out of his job and his wife damn chio lor. My classmate had a driver whom got fired because he was rude. What's wrong with that? It is their job and they're not doing a good one. So why in the blue hell is scolding the driver a wrong thing?

So if you actually not reprimand the driver, he'll probably do it over and over again because that's how human works what, if I don't get scolded for drinking out of the Florida's grapefruit juice carton, I'll continue to do it. (I think mom hasn't found out yet *snigger, I love to drink out of the carton). Then how? It'd be a freaking bad habit. When I was younger, the driver that fetched me to school had a golden tooth AND he drove like a crazy crazy man, and duh, mom complained, because my life is at stake what. So was my mom a typical Singaporean? Ya duh.

you sit not in the economy waiting area, but in some lounge that 90% of travellers never get access to.

Seriously -_-, this sentence, in my view, just means, only the people who cannot afford can complain. !(#&(!&#@^. When I bitch about stuff, I really cannot stand it when people say, "eh don't complain lah, got a lot of people far off worse than you." JUST. SHUT . UP .
WALAU NO BODY ASK YOU TO COMPARE THEM WITH ME WHAT. Sheesh, there are always people who are doing far better than others what. There is a never-ending comparison. What is wrong with being able to enjoy luxuries? I think most of the people who enjoy these work their xucking ass off for it, unless you're Paris Hilton. I think even Paris Hilton has the rights to whine about which LV bag to buy, because she can. Face it, money, power and authority stands firm in current society. Without it, what can you do? SRSLY WHAT. I don't care if I just sounded really materialistic.

So I'm going to study hard and enjoy luxuries, because I don't want to just want them, I want to have them. *serious face*

You also have a blackberry when most of us have handphones.

I think he (assuming he's a he) that is just jealous, yeap, that's right, jealous biatch. Hell, then you'd probably be cursing me to death because I use a Sony Ericsson P1i that has Microsoft Office on-the-go (mic words, excel and PowerPoint), A FREAKIN BUSINESS CARD SCANNER, a daily, monthly, weekly, yearly planner. AND I don't even use these functions.

EH HELLO. I have friends who go overseas to buy Sidekick from Hong Kong or the States (use them for a few months and changed them again)


Changes their Smartphones every 2 months because everybody's a sucker for technological advancements. HMMMM?!

I hope that someday if I can have all these luxuries, I appreciate them.

*scoff .Srsly -_- . Hope is a freakin big word, hoping is bullshit, working for it is another matter.

I don't like it when people start to assume that people who are better well off have to be extremely appreciative and shut up on the whining because you are far off better than a lot of people. Hell, I get that all the time. Every time it's like, don't complain already, you got so many things and so lucky already. Whatever, I still strongly believe that it doesn't matter if you're better well of, or not as well off, it doesn't matter. You know like, appreciate that plate of Nasi Padang (I don't even like Nasi Padang) in front of you because children in Africa got nothing to eat. WHAT?! My fault?! I didn't allocate Little African Boy to be in Africa what !?

There has GOT to be a balance in everything what, imagine if there was Nasi Padang readily available at every corner of the world, I don't think the world would have compassion for anything else. Heck, there would even be LESSER appreciating around.

And people who say, no offence but ... if you want to make a stand, just . say . it . *rolls eyes*

People who are better off doesn't necessarily have to be more humble, happier, more appreciate, more this and more that, I think they're just the same. Just that they have more things, more things = Happiness = Cannot complain? Doesn't make sense to me. Being materialistic is a good thing, because I believe in Quality over Quantity.

Being materialistic makes me think about how I manage my cash and how am I going to work for that tres tres sexy sexy Black leather bag. What's wrong with that, JUST because I am not going to settle for Pasar Malam 3 for $10 bags makes me a shitty/rude/brattish person? Just because I AM NOT going to settle for PATENTED LEATHER SHINYSHINY Zinc bags makes me someone who will only talk to people who tote a Birkin or a Spy bag? Srsly, shut the hell up. Because I have huge collection of bags and I shop for organic food at Vivomart makes me a typical Singaporean and I cannot complain about a shitty day?

If only I can flick my finger in your face, to everybody who thinks that I am materialistic and I am not appreciative of my things. To that group of girls who said, "she thinks she owns the whole school canteen when she just leave her bag there." Screw you, bitches. You can have my bag once I'm done with it.

Everybody should be as nice as MrJ.


SEE ?! VERY HARD TO TYPE THIS KIND OF COMMENT MEH ?!
The world would be a happier place if everybody was like Mr. J.

The month is ending soon !Allowance time :D Yay .
Sometimes I secretly wish for things to be perfect .Momo told me about some stuff that isn't convenient to be disclosed, she seems pretty angry about it but I think she's more hurt than ever .Do I blame him for having zero trust in men, well yes I do .There you go .Now give me my money, bitch .
Having a foul mood can either allow me to concentrate on my work ie. F&N or be so hot-headed that I don't get anything done .Then again, I'll always say I won't do F&N but I'll always end up staying up late, completing it. Didn't check my work the last time and GOD, soo much mistakes, grammatical errors, wrong word, wrong adjectives ,really, extremely, atrociously bad sentence structure, there was absolutely no link from one idea to another .Made a huge mistake right at the beginning -_-, said 4 MEALS instead of 4 DISHES .Srsly, I'll never not check my work again .

Meaner went to field camp D: !

Anyways, slept pretty late last night cause ... was talking to Mr. R3gular about .....
lizards .
Scenario : He found a lizard inside the plastic packaging of the instant noodles .. but the package was already opened, so he didn't know if the lizard fell in or not .BUT STILL ?! The lizard TOUCHED the wrapper of the noodles and the wrapper is touching the noodles !!!So indirectly, THE LIZARD IS TOUCHING THE NOODLES .Lizards can be amazing and all yah, ya know, eat mozzies, protect the surrounding . SHIT EVERYWHERE .

But I touched a lizard's tail before and I screamed till the security guards were all looking up. Lizards are xucking disgusting .

O-O

Feel very random today, dreamt about this chinese setting last night, almost like a very nice temple, but it didn't feel like a holy ground .So a temple inspired building, k whatever .Then I saw Ainsly and Shawn and another girl by him side (Hosanna?) then it was damn happy and whatever .Then I told Ainsly and he was like, " What kind of dream is that -_- " Then now, if he strikes TOTO, I'll get a treat at Crystal Jade, Paragon .Paragon have meh *-*

Been damn long since I shopped .*cries*

To all victims of the earthquake, soldiers, fire-fighters, first aiders, nurses, doctors, workers, policemen, police dogs, volunteers, cleaners, food caterers, plumbers, carpenters, tent makers, little angels in heaven, brave little soldiers in heaven,teachers, principals, school vendors, janitors, construction workers, philanthropists and news reporters .

Salute.

Anyways, WHO THE HELL WILL CALL HIMSELF Sexy Fragrance Prince. I guess, someone whose like, totally gay, air-headed, narcissistic, takes like 25692 pictures when he goes to the pasat near his house. Wears aviator glasses and ... has a ridiculous tann.
No srsly, did he REALLY think that he could get out of this incident just by apologizing? Emm, how about, no.
He is DAMN BLOODY narcissistic, I'm not even kidding, he probably screams his head off when he discovers a minuscule pimple on his forehead and like rushes off to Molten Brown and scratches the floor like crazy . Kudos to the really, really big fan boy/girl of his to take 324823924 pictures of him in a cafe. SRSLY .
It's just quite puzzling, does he not know about the severity of blogging something SOO extremely racist?

Can't blame him, probably only knows that he's damn cute, sexy, handsome, irresistibly hunky and is also pretty screwed up cause he's in jail now .
Anyways, here's a damn funny post :D.
GG lah, sexyfragrancejailbird prince :)


I think Boston is still damn cute,
even if he drinks from the toilet bowl and my cup. He is not going to lick my face anytime soon.


So we had this not-so-emergency excersize in school today, fire engines, stretchers, ambulances everywhere. We got SOO bored under the bright hot and big sun, the last resort was to ..
vent your anger. Started to start this chain reaction of thigh slapping. This is Angie's leg, muahahahaha ~
Anyways, as we played, we got like, really high and suddenly. Angie's bra strap bloody came loose and Yingeh MIRACULOUSLY managed to hook it back D: !! She has a new nickname
胸罩超人, don't know if this is right but, you get my drift.

Laughed DAMN bloody loudly and cheered when Mrs. Yeow walked past us . WTF?
Moved the class to the Gym, being class chairperson, must do all the sai kang like, take attendance (nevermind, I do it all the time). TAKE WATER for my classmates, nevermind. THEN .. COLLECT RUBBISH D: ?!?! *BIGMEGAHORRORFACE*
SRSLY man, some people should just GROW MORE BRAINS and LEARN HOW TO FULLY UTILIZE THAT PIECE OF PINK MEAT in their skull. Whilst drinking water, can actually spill all over the floor, what the xuck are they doing.

The school generously gave water to us and they happily tear off the plastic wrap and crush bottles and be like, retarded retards and play with bottle caps throw rubbish everywhere and ..
I had to pick them up because some teachers happen to ask me to pick them up.
Choon Chor (sp?) Joesen. Shawncheechee and I had to help Shawncheechee with his bloddy peeing plastic bag of his. Then in the end idk why we ended up clearing the whole Gym.

Cause cannot 见死不救 right. This leads me to another point, bloody smart asses complain how bloody hot it is. DRINK . THE . DAMN . WATER . so we won't have bloody plastic bag filled with water.

*ANGRY*



This is the Best Fresh Mushroom, prawns, beetroot and spinach Pasta In The Whole Entire Universe. It takes like 5 minutes to prepare this, which obviously, excludes boiling of pasta.
- TOTALLY RANDOM- MY NOSE CANNOT STOP BLEEDING SINCE LAST NIGHT BUT I DRINK A LOT OF WATER AND GREEN TEA AND NOT POKKA BUT THOSE INFUSE TEA BAGS THAT KIND WALAU KEEP KEEP BLEEDING :( POUTS- - END -

Anyways, was talking to Pam the Samseng about fast food. I AM NOT ALONE :) She's almost as anal as me when it comes to fast food. Omg HOW MUCH I hate fast food. Bleedy blood sucking business, selling unhealthy food at a high price.
Everybody should just go to FairPrice/Liberty Market/NTUC (is it the same as FairPrice?)/Shop & Save.
Buy some groceries, and cook for themselves.

This is how I study at home :D But I've decided to study at my own room. I have no freakin idea why my remote control looks so ridiculously huge, it's my paperweight.
Chinese was pretty bearable today, Jude had this insanely eye-catching shocking lime green fan that said " I am prepared for the Emergency Evacuation ! =) " and everytime I happen to turn behind or whatever, Jeremy will be either, waving at me, or singing songs from Kelly Clarkson/Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis Louis , whatever.